A dialogue between a man and property dealer about rent for apartment

    Men   : Have you an apartment to let?
    Property dealer : Yes we have. Do you want in the first or second floor?
    Men   : I want on the third floor.
    Property dealer: Do you want it furnished?
    Men   : Yes furnished please.I want a front apartment.  I want it look at the sea.  This apartment is too big for me.  I want two bed rooms only. I want one of this description.
     Property dealer: But it is in the fourth floor. 
    Men   : Let me see it. What is the rent?

    Property dealer: Do you want it for a year?
    Men   : May be. But I don't want to bind myself for more than one month. I want a good hotel but not a dear one. Good evening.
    Property dealer: Have you any rooms?
    Men   : I want a room with two beds.
    Property dealer: On what floor do you wish a room? First floor, second, third?Is there a lift? Is there a telephone? How much do you charge a day? 
    Men   : I want to change my room it is too small. What is number of my room?
    Property dealer: Your room is number 9.
    Men   : Please send me the chambermaid. Please call me early in the morning. It is a cold night. Give me another blanket. I want soap and towel.  Fetch me a taxi if you please. I want to go to Tripoli.

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