Conductor : Ticket. Ticket please.

Student : I'm a student. How much up to Lahore?
Conductor : Rs. 16, sir
Student : But students get half fare concession.
Conductor : Are you going to your school?
Student : No, I'm going to my uncle's.
Conductor : Do you think that you deserve concession?
Student : Yes, because I don't earn money.
Conductor : It is the wrong policy of the Govt. to give Concession to the students wherever they go.
Student : It is better for the students.
Conductor : I don't agree. In this way, most of the students keep on wandering.
Student : Without purpose no body goes any where.
Conductor : This is the problem. Most of the students misuse this facility. They have given up their studies and keep on moving about.
Student : I don't believe. The students who are supposed to study they are studying.
Conductor : Do you believe. The students who are supposed to study they are studying.
Student : Do you have your identity card?
Conductor : Sorry. I forgot it back home.
Student : How can I come to know that you are a student? Is it written on your face?
Conductor : I'm sorry.
Student : Here is half ticket. But next time, you must have your card with you. Thank you.