A dialogue between wife and husband

    Wife         : Why are you so harsh to these kiddies?

    Husband : Oh!. I'm sorry. But why do you put on a long face?
                     
                      What's the matter with you? Why making faces like this?
     
    Wife         : Oh, do you ever regard my wishes?
     
    Husband : What have I done, dear?
     
    Wife         : Why do you deprive us of your company?
     
                        What gives you the right to be away from home?
     
    Husband : Oh, I see, I'm sorry. Now, I won't my darling.
     
                        Let's go to the picture this evening, won't you, my sweetest?
     
    Wife         : Oh, how good you are!
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